HUMOR ME (NON NURSING)

Three men with pre-existing conditions died and went to heaven.

On the gate to heaven, angel Gabriel asked the First man what is your pre-existing condition? He replied I have asthma and COPD ,sometimes it is difficult to get some air.

But I feel better when I saw you.God replied pre-existing condition is not accepted here.

We have no room to babysit anyone.Go back on earth and get rid of your pre-existing conditions. Before you will be accepted.

The second man came forward and angel Gabriel asked him about his pre-existing condition.

He replied ,the only pre-existing condition that I have is that, I know that God is the controller of all pre-existing conditions.And I have no other God before him.

God replied you have answered well.So go into my kingdom,relax and enjoy since you have no pre-existing conditions. I created pre-existing conditions and do not want to hear about it.Because you are all qualified before God.”Hear thou ,my son and be wise and guide thy heart in the way” Proverb chapter 23:19

The third man came and angel Gabriel asked about his pre-existing condition.

He replied what pre-existing conditions do you want to know? Are you not the cause of my predicaments?.God replied since you are ungrateful and disrespectful ,I will send you to Hell where there will be weeping and grinding of your teeth.So he left for hell.

This is my humor.Thanks.


Published by edochie99

A Registered Nurse with over twenty years of hospital experience, an author with Masters Degree in Nursing,also Bachelor Degree in Nursing,graduated in 1996 from USC,University of Southern California.MSN in 2009 University of Phoenix.

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